Why God Gave up & moved to a different planet: part1

Hello chaps & chapesses! Welcome to sunny Ireland!
Catching the 1/2 hour of sun today, shirt off, deckchair dried out, I happened to have the following conversations:
conversation 1: Bloody dry today! Yes, but not for long! Well, let's hope so; it's bloody baking in this shell. Go for the ditch, it's still got a foot of water in it. Oh right; thanks human, I will. No probs; gotta lotta time for you beetles. Must be shite havin' to stagger round with that shell on y'r back. Y' get used to it after a while.........
Conversation 2: (phone rings) Hiya Doug, it's Bob here. Hello Bob, what u up to now y've "retired"? Well, funny you should ask that! Can I pick your brains? Yes, no probs; go ahead. Big question: what advice can you give me when you're playing the Forex with your own money? Take a wide spread Bob, take a wide spread. & stick with y'r Barclays shares, Bob. They'll soon find another guy like you, to rip it some more. Remember who's in charge; B of E & our Dave. They won't let you down. Thanks Doug, you're a mate.
& then today's rain came.
Bye for now, you lucky c's &c'esses

Despite the fact that I copied & pasted the following as a precursor to yesterday's blog, it didn't appear. So, by way of demystification I append the following mail text as a comment:-- Listen mate, as an owner of several properties in BG, all at present worthless due to this slump, I was bored at work so perused your numerous web utterings. It's simple, ya got ripped, get over it! Going by the pic' of that mongrel and it's surrounds you live in abject filth so have no chance of selling anything. My advice would be to have a strong drink, be a man and just top yourself, giving everyone a break, the world would be a brighter place without you, ya mankey old loser. ? Perhaps Google is getting too big to be efficient? I've noticed that, for instance, other search engines are often better to use than the big G!!!

A little Sunday read

The above was posted to one of my websites yesterday, from ajay@yahoo.co.uk. The address isn't live, by the way. Just thought I'd share this with my readers in order to make the following point: 1) There are many idiots in this world 2) Some can operate a computer keyboard 3)The property market in Bulgaria has slumped, alongside most other property markets in the world; but the slump, & concomitant price drop has been exacerbated by the awful reputation Bulgaria has achieved for corruption in its property market. 4) The pic of my mongrel dog was taken in my farmyard: not a particularly filthy place, but a farmyard nevertheless, & so not quite a country garden. 5) I don't take strong drink, so it would have to be red wine for a precursor to suicide; & I enjoy red wine so much that drinking it would probably convince me to leave the suicide til another day......etc.........etc.. 6) I am sure that I am so little known that my presence in, or absence from, this world would make no difference whatever. Indeed, I firmly believe that the absence of the writer of the above-quoted email from our world would make more difference than I ever could; or would want to. 7) I rest my case.

Sir Kiril, knight extraordinary of the estate agents!

I am beginning to change my feelings towards Mr. Petrov; & I will continue to monitor this change & report on it, until a sale takes place, when I will publicly apologise to him.(I hope, soon!) ps: & judging by the charges we have agreed for selling the properties, between us, I guess he hopes it's soon as well!!! lol!

Vidin Estates - 3 in 1 /3 properties for the price of 1/ - Valchek, Rakovitsa, Cherno pole

Vidin Estates - 3 in 1 /3 properties for the price of 1/ - Valchek, Rakovitsa, Cherno pole

My properties FOR SALE ! Who'd have thought it possible? Please club together all you readers! & I'll chip in so we can all collectively own a part of Bulgaria together!
(answers please, but no rude words!)

Update on the great sale!

Hello chaps & chapesses!

Do you ever get the feeling that someone's taking the piss? I have that feeling now over this whole matter.

Tomorrow will come & go; then Monday will arrive. & it's on that day I will make a decision: to print, or not to print! Not only does News International have an email trail!

Watch this space ...etc...etc! Monday especially!

More News from Vidin.

There is no more news from Vidin at the moment, as I am in email correspondence with a certain Vidin estate agent (who shall be nameless; at present!). This correspondence will soon be brought to a conclusion, & at that juncture I will have further news (believe it!)

WATCH THIS SPACE! as the saying goes!